Matt Doucette

Feet Up Friday with 5 minutes to spare.

Yes, those are Jessie’s feet again…

No, I don’t think I have a problem. She just reminds me to take the picture that’s all.

(P.S. Funny half-tone dots are courtesy Photoshop for iPhone. I’m not sure what came over me.)

(via bluecrab)

Reblogged because I actually LOL’d. For serious.

This right here…This is how I feel when I find out I’m someone’s crush, too.
Hearts mean we understand each other. Reblogs mean you care enough to say something about what I think, even if you think I’m the biggest Herp that ever Derp’d.

This place is magic and I love it.

and I love it!

merlin:

Classic “Writer” Hat

Truly: “classic.”

Because, finally, you can announce your theoretical avocation by owning and wearing the very same baseball cap worn by Plutarch, Ovid, Aristophanes, and Heraclitus.¹

Seriously. If you’ve ever wrestled with the complex and often difficult process of discovery confronting anyone who wishes to write often and well, consider that you may have neglected to buy a fucking hat.

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1. As you know, Parmenides preferred to write while wearing the yellowed laurel of grapevines and olive branches that his father had fashioned for him as a toddler—positing that, like all matter, sartorial decisions are, by their nature, eternally unchangeable (viz. ὡς οὐκ ἐστίν). ↩

I agree completely with the spirit of Merlin’s post, but what else, I ask, are you supposed to throw on the ground in exasperation when you can’t figure out how your main character, John Everyman, just “said” something?

THE NEW CRUSHES ARE HERE!

Sorry, gents, Ladies only. :)

Great…now I have to be evil the rest of the day.

I mean…uh…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Partial (Double) Rainbow.

Posted for Today’s Pic Pick theme, ROYGBIV.

Enjoy!

Here’s a goofy bear for your Friday enjoyment.

Hey, Jessi…
Check it out. :)

(via nerdboyfriend)

pointcontrol:

marauder-:

ragetoons | realrealsoft:

pretty much!

Is this real life?
Can I have it? 

Oh, what the hell…SST

I don’t know why this picture exists, but I like it.

So this afternoon, as I’m fighting post-lunch sleepies, my phone vibrates in my pocket letting me know I have an email. I look; It’s from the bank. Normal enough, they send me emails regularly for statements and such. I notice the subject line.

“Irregular Debit Card Activity”

I check my wallet. The card is there. Hmm, Let’s check the bank site. There they are. Two charges, one already reversed, from here. (I was mistaken in my original voice post. It was Québec, Canada and not La France.) Super C is a seems like a Target/Wal-Mart like place in French Canada. It also make perfect sense that someone could commit fraud there based on my name. Apparently, “Doucette” gets a page in the phone book up there. Someone wouldn’t even think of checking an ID.

Anyway, my card is cancelled and the bank is sending me a new one. I can get a temporary one until that one arrives.

This is the first time anything like that has ever happened to me. I’m glad it wasn’t worse.